
"Even Skunks are able to smell love in the air. If a male needs to treat a mate, I have usually found that either chocolates or flowers is the way to her heart. If its the flowers she prefers, she is usually displaying all the hallmarks of a good mistress, if its chocolates then she is solid wifely material. However if its both, get rid and don't hang about as she will definitely turn out to be a high maintenance bunny burner, whom after once sampling the goods will just cry out for more and more and more. Take it from me that life is too short to start getting used to strange smells outside your range of expectations." William Forde: September 13th, 2014.