"Beware all you animal lovers out there. However lonely you may be, however sad your lives are, however long it's been since you were last kissed; don't let dogs lick you. You literally don't know where they've been, what they've done with their tongues or who with!
Nobody would ever kiss us in a thousand years if only they knew all the places we had allowed all parts of our anatomy to venture into during the course of our excursions out and about. Whether it was up one alley way or down another, few of us would relish being outed. William Forde: October 24th, 2013.