"It's no good looking at me with that hang-dog face Lady, 'cos I'm not Sheila and it doesn't work with hard men like me as it does with soft touches like her.
Now, prick up your ears and you may learn something to your advantage. Here's some food for thought, Lady. There's food for dogs and there's food for Bill. This is Bill's food, so buzz off, Buster before I twist your ears and make them floppy again!" William Forde: October 22nd, 2013.