Thought for today:
"Have you ever had one of those days when nothing has gone to plan and you haven't had the time to take a pee. Don't despair because help is at hand.
Sit yourself down and take in three deep breaths, then count to ten and resolve to do something about it. Now, doesn't that make you feel much better?
Now seek out the gaffer and tell him that you don't feel you were destined for the job of a cleaner and general dog's body. Just because you married a Mr Mopp or a Basil Brush only makes you one in name only.
Look your boss straight in the eye and in your boldest of voices tell him, 'Stick your job Buster where the sun don't shine. Come next Monday, I'm off down to the job centre and see if there's any of them there fashion model jobs going. My legs are as good as the next girl's, so pick up a brush and clean your own floors!'
Now doesn't that make you feel much better?" William Forde: November 23rd, 2014.
"Have you ever had one of those days when nothing has gone to plan and you haven't had the time to take a pee. Don't despair because help is at hand.
Sit yourself down and take in three deep breaths, then count to ten and resolve to do something about it. Now, doesn't that make you feel much better?
Now seek out the gaffer and tell him that you don't feel you were destined for the job of a cleaner and general dog's body. Just because you married a Mr Mopp or a Basil Brush only makes you one in name only.
Look your boss straight in the eye and in your boldest of voices tell him, 'Stick your job Buster where the sun don't shine. Come next Monday, I'm off down to the job centre and see if there's any of them there fashion model jobs going. My legs are as good as the next girl's, so pick up a brush and clean your own floors!'
Now doesn't that make you feel much better?" William Forde: November 23rd, 2014.
