" They say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. How true! When I first met Sheila, a mere two and a half years ago, I weighed two stones less than I do now. Now, I know that I've never eaten as well and that she is 'probably' the best cook in the whole wide world, but launching a full scale attack on a man's stomach is hitting below the belt in my book.
They say that a person is what they eat. The way I see things is quite simple: Sheila's malt bread: Sheila's soda bread: Sheila's Cornish pasties: Sheila's meat pies: Sheila's assortment of rich desserts: Sheila's jams: Sheila's pavlova: Bill's big tummy: SHEILA'S FAULT!" William Forde: May 3rd,2013.