"I love my friend. We share everything. I know that if mum forgot to give me my breakfast then my friend would willingly share his with me.
No way, little girl! Don't you ever try to get between a dog and its bone or you'll definitely see a side of Fido that you've never before seen.
As you grow older little girl into a woman, you'll soon come to learn that men and husbands aren't too dissimilar to that of some dogs and beasts of prey. So if you always want to stay on the right side of your man, never neglect his stomach because when that starts to rumble and growl, you'd better get out the baking tray or run for the hills!" William Forde: March 19th,2014.