
"Once we were young and beautiful, Edna, and now I guess you could say that we're just beautiful. Can you remember the night when Tony Walker wanted to take us both behind the school bicycle shed one at a time and we decided that we'd teach him a lesson for his gross impertinence? He took you first and after you'd asked him to remove his trousers, quick as a flash you passed them to me and we both ran off laughing at his foolishness ever to try to come between two best friends. When will these stupid males ever learn that it's only old bikes that can be found behind the bicycle shed and not beautiful young girls?" William Forde: June 11th, 2015.