"Today, I went home to Portlaw where I was born and where memories remain strong. When I think of Portlaw, my mind automatically goes back to fresh fields, lush meadows and clear waters; all of which induces tranquility.
In streams of solitude where peaceful waters flow and time stands still, can be found the kernal of all knowledge still unearthed and the magic spells of Irish goblins known not outside the Emerald Isle. To discover such treasure and emotional truffle; first find an Irish man who was born in Portlaw and who still remains unwed, whisk him off, quick as a flash and take him to heart and then your bed." William Forde: July 8th, 2015.