
"If I never kiss another boy until I'm 18-years-old and I share my gobstoppers and weekly pocket money with you and let you be boss of our gang, will you marry me when I grow up, Billy? I'll cook for you, darn your holey socks, empty the dustbins, let you control the television control and provide you with anything else a good Catholic boy could ever want for. And I won't tell my mum. Honest!" William Forde: July 6th, 2013