"If you want to leave her, might I suggest that you leave her breathless. If you want to lie, better to lie next to her. If you want to let go, then let go of your pride and pursue her earnestly. Tread carefully with her feelings for they are too fragile to toy with and let her win at Scrabble now and then. Make holding her hand too tight be the only way that you can hurt her. It is a good practice of new and intimate relationships that you keep somethings private that only you and her alone share, as all lovers needs such exclusivity. Don't try to undress a woman when she doesn't want undressing or out-dress her when you are going out, for she should always feel in control and at the centre of attention. Grand gestures and complimenting the little things may appear worlds apart but, they aren't opposites, so do both. Remember that confidence is sexy and cockiness is not! Finally, never forget the Forde motto: 'If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up and if you're the type to give up on a good woman, then you're not worthy enough to be be with her in the first place!' Now you have all my romantic tips on how to get and keep a woman. I don't need them any more; I've found my Sheila!" William Forde: July 14th, 2013
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- Chapter One: 'The Christmas Enigma'
- Chapter Two: ' The Breakup of Beth's Family''
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- Chapter Four: 'The Mills of West Yorkshire.'
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The Last Dance
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- Chapter One - ‘Nancy Swales becomes the Widow Swales’
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‘The Postman Always Knocks Twice’
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Thought for today:
"If you want to leave her, might I suggest that you leave her breathless. If you want to lie, better to lie next to her. If you want to let go, then let go of your pride and pursue her earnestly. Tread carefully with her feelings for they are too fragile to toy with and let her win at Scrabble now and then. Make holding her hand too tight be the only way that you can hurt her. It is a good practice of new and intimate relationships that you keep somethings private that only you and her alone share, as all lovers needs such exclusivity. Don't try to undress a woman when she doesn't want undressing or out-dress her when you are going out, for she should always feel in control and at the centre of attention. Grand gestures and complimenting the little things may appear worlds apart but, they aren't opposites, so do both. Remember that confidence is sexy and cockiness is not! Finally, never forget the Forde motto: 'If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up and if you're the type to give up on a good woman, then you're not worthy enough to be be with her in the first place!' Now you have all my romantic tips on how to get and keep a woman. I don't need them any more; I've found my Sheila!" William Forde: July 14th, 2013
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