
" If women ruled the world, there would be no second chances given to paedophiles, the country wouldn't put itself into greater debt in order to feed parents and children of another country until it had fed the parents and children of its own. No unasked-for financial aid would be given to any country who was building a nuclear system of defence and developing its own space proramme of exploration while a third of its own country's population starved. All unemployed people capable of performing some work would have to work for their benefits for one week out of every two on a community improvement programme. Unmarried girls would not be given housing priority over married or single women if they found themselves pregnant. Anyone inciting violence against Britain, its institutions and its people would be instantly deported to somewhere in the European Union with no right of appeal on any grounds. Finally, no regard or undue credit would be given to the importance of size in the appraisal of manhood. All that a woman might concern herself with once she'd caught her man, is that she'd know how to hold on to him until he'd learned who was boss!" William Forde: