
"Given all of the lovely food we indulge in over the Christmas week, I still love my toast and marmalade for breakfast along with my Sheila's malt loaf.
It never fails to surprise me what we men will do for an attractive looking woman with legs that stretch towards heaven, and who possesses a body to die for with the smile of a Mona Lisa, and who is carrying a pot of her delicious homemade marmalade in her fair hands?" William Forde: December 27th, 2013.