"To get the most out of Christmas requires an amalgam of love: love of a wife or partner, love of family, love of Santa and love of Jesus. The love of these four Christmas aspects will provide one with the best present of all on Christmas Day.
To all my family and friends, Sheila and I wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. To any enemies I may have unwittingly made over the years or any person who thinks ill of me, I wish you a Merry Christmas also and hope that your quality of judgement improves in the New Year. To all of those women I have loved, I wish you all the happiness that this coming Christmas can bring and hope that you fare well in your future lives and don't feel too bad about the one 'that got away,' but rather regard the experience as a lucky escape instead. To all the rest of you who don't fall into any of these three categories, I can only say, Merry Christmas and God bless you all!" William Forde: December 25th, 2013