
" Life can be so unfair between the sexes. Whereas a man can play 'Jack the Lad' and have no earthly need or expectation to behave like an angel in order to become a saint in the eyes of others, it takes a lifetime of female guile and photogenic practice with a mop and duster, brush, baking bowl and rolling pin in the kitchen as well as developing the art of donning suspenders and stockings in a dignified manner in the bedroom for a 'slapper' to become a sex symbol and woman of the house." William Forde: December 22nd, 2012.