'If consumers cared and carrots cuddled, then balance and health would easily be restored in a non-green world of climate destruction.
If clowns both laughed and cried with make-up off and make-up on, then all might know their present mood and be able to both laugh and cry with them in support of their true nature.
If no kiss ever lingered 'til love did die, but instead fended off the blow of vengeful Brutus, then poisoned lips would never pass the chalice of contempt betwixt wife and mistress of heart's desire.
For it is well known fact that no woman ever knew a love profound; a love that moved the very ground that shook the earth below. No sweetheart ever smelled a lover as sweet as honey on a spoon or saw a star above so bright it lit the moon of earthly temptation and eternal bliss, achieved redemption and salvation and a carrot's kiss.'
William Forde: October 12th, 2014.