"I have just come across a photo that was taken of me in front of 'The Three Sisters' in Scotland when Sheila and I visited there a few years ago.
As a man who has 'three sisters', all younger than himself, I can honestly say that I wouldn't be without their presence in my life or their influence upon it for all the tea in China. To praise them is to in no way denigrate the importance of my three younger brothers in my life. I merely distinguish them from my sisters by virtue of hair and teeth. You see, like me, my three sisters still possess their own hair and all have their own teeth, whereas all three of my younger brothers grow balder daily and rarely bite back. Indeed, to look at the heads of the four brothers in our family, it would be hard for any stranger to credit that I'm the one that lives with chemo treatment and not them!
Now then, just calm down little brothers and keep your hair on!" William Forde: August 4th, 2015.