"Given all of the lovely food we indulge in over the Christmas week, I still love my toast and marmalade for breakfast along with my Sheila's soda bread and malt loaf.
It never fails to surprise me what we men will do for an attractive looking woman who possesses a body to die for with the smile of a Mona Lisa and a heart of gold; and who is carrying a pot of her delicious homemade marmalade in her fair hands ready for the chief taster?
Until I've eaten all my toast and marmalade, I'm afraid that I am of little use to any man/woman/beast on a morning. Merry Christmas everyone. x" William Forde: December 23rd, 2017.