I will let you into a little secret now, children. If you have ever seen a dragon or a unicorn, you will grow up a happy child. But if you do not know what a dragon and a unicorn look like, and you are unable to draw or crayon a picture of dragon and a picture of a unicorn, as soon as you lay down in your bed tonight and your head touches your pillow, your nose will grow as long as Pinocchio’s did and your ears will grow as big as Dumbo the elephant. If you do not believe me, wait and see. But if you do not want to live for the rest of your life with a long, long nose and ears so huge that if they flap in the wind, they will lift you off the ground like an airplane, get drawing a picture that looks like a dragon and a picture that looks like a unicorn or else……………..
Your mum and dad can be the judge whether you remain a lovely boy or girl or………become a MONSTER WIITH BIG EARS AND A LONG, LONG NOSE!
Love and peace Bill xxx